Walk with me...we have to be quick...
Almost there...
Admission at last...sticker secured...
Another look up, the wings are open today...
Now, time for the Friday picture, I wanted something arty, perhaps a pic that shows my cute outfit. This reflective surface seemed ideal...but wait, who's that racing up towards me. Museum guard. She thought I was trying to take a picture of the verboten art on display on the other side of the glass (the featured "Treasures of Kenwood House."
Lamely, I explained, "No, sorry, I'm taking a picture of myself...for a project...." Trailed off, tried not to think of how I looked to the people on the other side of the glass...
Which way? Which way? Right or left after the mummy?
I saw a new AIDS Day exhibit in the East Gallery, but that's something that needs time, thought, an hour or more to consider. So, I turned left, sinister as usual.
The West galleries are full of old things. Paintings from the Renaissance, 17th century furniture, Triptychs, Icons, parts of wooden altar pieces, that sort of thing. My eye was instantly drawn to a new piece on display: a huge, rather luridly painted nativity. (Indeed, sister, they have changed the art this week). Perhaps it's there now because of the approaching holidays. I didn't take a picture of the whole thing, because it looks as you'd expect. It was the absurdities of this nativity that caught my eye.
See the headless donkey, appearing from the rock to nibble on the Virgin with the Babe's blue cloak.
(At this point, David Bowie's song from Labyrinth, "The Babe with the Power...", is roling through my head...).
Disembodied head. Check.
I then hurried along, just a few feet away, to the blue gallery, a small rotunda of a room full of whimsical 18th century paintings. It is dominated by this mysterious headless philosopher, who has recently appeared at the MAM.
It stumps me. It needs a head. It is incongruous, and I would have investigated further, looking for a card of explanation, but another museum guard approached me at this point.
He's a tall, black, middle-aged man in a navy blazer. I recognize him. He's the one that scolded me when my purse maybe-perhaps-almost bumped a painting during the MAM After Dark event.
Shit. Have I broken another rule? Is this the day this girl gets thrown out of the MAM?
He's in good spirits though and asks me how it's going.
"Good, good," I said, not wanting to be bothered. "Just looking at things that are absurd."
We agree that the headless philosopher is baffling.
"Did you see the donkey from Shrek over there?"
Clearly he's referring to the disembodied beast of burden in the nativity.
"Let me show you my favorite painting," he said, gesturing to this one a few feet away from the headless philosopher.
I'm not wowed. I just see a dude, with some commandments, simple stuff. (I don't have time to waste! Have to find today's art story!)
"Why do you like that?" I ask, remembering my manners. "Because of the subject?"
"No," he exclaims. "Look at the hands! The dirt under the fingernails! It's so real."
Indeed. Look closer:
He's right. That's a damn realistic hand. Time to slow down and look at small details (but I don't have the time today, hurry!). He ushers me out of that gallery, wanting to show me something else: how much the "Last of the Spartans" looks like Conan O'Brian:
Fair enough. I remember when I worked at the Marquette Art Museum as a guard. When all I did for hours at a time was look at art and think about it, be reminded of things in the world by it, and want to tell someone about it.
And this reminds me of this blog's larger project: finding the intersections between life (namely my own) and art.
I say goodbye to the guard (see you next week, I'm sure), and hurry to another gallery where there's a Monet painting that reminds me of what I see every day as I drive along the Milwaukee Lakefront.
This is Monet's Waterloo Bridge, Sunlight Effects, ca. 1900 (dated 1903). This is one of his late-career serial paintings (remember the haystacks?). His comment from the MAM display card:
"The motif is significant for me: what I want to reproduce is what lies between the motif and me" (1895).
I leave the MAM and jump in my car. I only have 15 minutes to get to Walgreens and get home before Adam has to be somewhere, but I had to get out on the beach and show you some things:
This is the Milwaukee Lakefront today. The smoke from that stack was blowing just so today. And see the colors? And the bridge's arch?
A Monet-kind-of-day, don't you think?
Tanker on the lake, boards on the beach. Lines that remind me of the MAM's steel grids.
Messy nature rounding out this near perfect color palate....
The bridge on the bluff above the lake, directly behind where I parked my car...
As it turns out, what lies between the motif and me is very little indeed...
After some time on the beach, and some time with some art, I felt ready to go home.
Back to the world of commercial drugstores, deadlines, and sick kids battling each other over juice.
But I'll keep this close...
See you next Friday.